New Birthday Puns and Jokes With Animals

Looking for hilarious 97+ birthday puns to share with friends or family? Or maybe you want some clever sentences to use as birthday Instagram caption or WhatsApp and Facebook status? Here are my favorite birthday jokes and sentences that will help make your wonderful journey even more enjoyable!

You can use birthday greetings in addition to cards, on your social media, and even in personal communication. These sentences will not only bring happiness to the face of the recipient but also will not hurt anyone’s feelings. And with some great wordplay, the birthday bash will be even more spectacular. You can share these sentences with your family members also make sure they will laugh a lot when they read them.
Feel free to use this post to find jokes and jokes about birthdays in your photo captions, Instagram captions, birthday WhatsApp statuses, birthday Facebook posts, Viber statuses, or however you want!

Birthday Jokes

  • We’re so glad you’re alive and “cake-ing

  • I bought you a gift but I’ll give you my heart.

  • What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.

  • What is Peter Pan’s favorite birthday cake? A pancake.

  • Diamonds are forever. That’s how long I’ll be paying off the ring

  • What do trees wish for a birthday? A trunk is full of minerals and water.

  • What music genre is normally played with birthday candles lit? Pop music.

  • You know you’re getting old when the message on the cake says, “Candle with care.

  • How do you know you are getting older? When birthday candles no longer fit one cake.

  • Why are candles placed on top of a birthday cake? Because it is a little difficult to put them at the bottom.

Birthday Puns for Friends

  • You take the birthday cake!

  • I can’t cake my eyes off of you.

  • The name on the cake was Mc-birth.

  • A happy purrrthday to Kiki, your cat.

  • How many ears since you last celebrated your birthday?

  • The cake was heard telling the ice cream how cool it was.

  • Elephants at the zoo want a trunk filled with gifts for their birthday.

  • We might not be cavemen, but tonight we shall go clubbing because it’s your big day!

  • There is a rib splitting joke about amnesia I wanted to say at your party tonight. However, I just can’t remember how it goes.

  • I am contemplating telling a chemistry joke at your birthday party today. However, I don’t know whether I’d get a reaction from the audience. What do you think?

  • I have just discovered that the main reason why you keep getting hotter with every birthday you celebrate is because the guests just can’t get enough of repeatedly toasting you.

Birthday Puns for Mom

  • It’s your birthday! I’m over the June!

  • Your birthday is always an August occasion.

  • Seeing you love dancing, I wish you a happy birthday.

  • Peter Pan is here. And guess the type of birthday cake he brought you! A pan-cake!

  • From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a berry tea-riffic birthday celebration today.


  • You’re one in a melon.

  • Have an eggs-cellent birthday.

  • Happy birthday best friend. Olive you.

  • I got you a card. It’s the Ace of Spades.

  • Birthdays are not always what they’re wise-cracked up to be.

  • Birthday candles need to take breaks because they burn out quickly.

  • Your invitation said to come as you are. Will I look silly in my birthday suit?

  • The “Older” Generation: “Hey Grandpa, I got you a gift you’ll never part with. A comb.”

Someone Special: “My girlfriend said she wanted a ring for her birthday. But when I called to say Happy Birthday, she hung-up.”

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